Gilmore Girls Quotes

Liza: Can it! Zach: Stuff it! Lorelai: (to Sookie) They’re in love.

Lorelai: I think I just forgot everything I’ve ever known. (grabbing Rory’s arm) Child, what be your name?

Rory: Thank you so much for bringing me here! You know, I might just show you my withering stare in return. Jess: I’m a lucky man.

Lorelai: Oh, I’m so excited! Isn’t this exciting? Man: I’ve been doing this for eight years. Lorelai: Oh. Not so exciting for you, then.

Lorelai: How am I gonna fit my three sugars into Barbie’s Malibu Dream Cup here?

Lorelai: There are like fifty tables open. Rory: You’re exaggerating. Lorelai: (pointing at tables) One, two, three, four, fifty! I am not!

Rory: You know, there will be food there. Lorelai: Finger food, aka snooty little balls of attitude! Rory: Oh boy. Lorelai: I need real…

Lorelai: We should be eating, I’m hungry! Don’t they want us eating? Isn’t that what the point of the Hungry Diner is, to feed the hungry…

Lorelai: Look, I’m giving these paper-topped turkeyheads 3 seconds to seat us, or I swear I’m gonna start… Waitress: Two? Lorelai: Yes,…

Lorelai: Look, I was upset, he was upset, we had a thing, it’s over, everything’s fine. Rory: A thing? Lorelai: A thinglet, if you will….