Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: Uh, I made some brownies, I thought you might like some. Lorelai: Oh, gee, since I just ate half a bag of marshmallows, six Pop…

Luke: Look, I’m sure it was an accident. Accidents happen. Lorelai: Not when my kid’s in the car, they don’t!

(During a test. Jess asked Lane for a pen and she said that there was one in her backpack) Jess: My mother told me never go through a…

Mr. Merten: Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared. Luke: Oh, come on, you don’t think Jess seriously… I’ll check when I…

Rory: They’re not going to fire Dean. Lorelai: Really, why not? Rory: Well, for starter’s, someone stole Taylor’s ladder last week and…

Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution. Lorelai: Glad you could join us.

Lorelai: I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid. Rory: Then don’t do ’em. Lorelai: Well, but if you don’t do them, you’re not…

Lorelai: (To the nurse in the hospital) Hey, do you remember in Terms of Endearment that scene where Shirley MacLaine is in the hospital…

(Settling down to sleep in Rory’s room) Lorelai: Good night. Rory: Freak of side show proportions. Lorelai: I love you, too.

Jess: Pick a card. (Rory takes the cards from him and tosses them on the floor) Jess: Huh. Well that just made the trick a little bit…