Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Settling down to sleep in Rory’s room) Lorelai: Good night. Rory: Freak of side show proportions. Lorelai: I love you, too.

Rory: Would you really feel guilty? Lorelai: No, but I’d feel guilty about not feeling guilty, and you see how that could go on forever.

Michel: Good morning. Sookie: It sucks from where I’m sitting.

Emily: Lorelai, don’t eat dinner yet. Lorelai: (pointing to food) This isn’t dinner, it’s my private stash.

Emily: Richard, are you serious about this? Richard: As a heart attack.

Rory: Okay, that’s a good idea. But, if we went with that, we’d actually have to build a robot. Madeline: Yes we would. Rory: And who…

Lorelai: You have a new special. Luke: I sure do. Lorelai: Nice. What is the special omelet? Luke: You won’t like it. Lorelai: How do you…

Lorelai: Do you want a soda? Dean: No, thanks. I’m gonna go. Uh, don’t tell Rory I was here, okay? Lorelai: Hey, I’m just sitting here at…

(Lorelai is sitting on the couch reading as Rory walks through the front door. The phone is ringing) Lorelai: Agh! Rory: Hey. Lorelai:…

Paris: Okay, has everyone finished reading? Louise: Oh, are we reading these now? Rory: That’s why we’ve all been kind of quiet for the…