Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Jess stumbles down the stairs) Lorelai: Oh, you’re very graceful. Jess: She pushed me. Rory: Sue me! Jess: I could’ve broken my neck!…

Luke: (needing to leave so he can make further arrangements for a relative’s funeral) I have to close up. Lorelai: No, you don’t, you’re…

Lorelai: It’s repetitive. Rory: And redundant. Lorelai: It’s repetitive. Rory: And redundant. Lorelai: We certainly are entertaining,…

Customer: Two eggs up on toast. Lorelai: Up, huh? Customer: Yup. Lorelai: Wouldn’t you rather have ’em scrambled? Customer: Nope, up’s…

Kirk: I want lunch, but I’m not sure what to get. Lorelai: I have a suggestion. How about a hamburger with some strawberry ice cream with…

Kirk: I need some more Equal. Lorelai: There’s one right there. Kirk: I need seven. Lorelai: Seven? You’re not squirreling these away in…

Luke: Don’t you have wakes for people you like? Lorelai: I think it might be for you. Luke: Am I dead? Lorelai: Face it, Luke, people…

Rory: Taylor’s wigging. Lorelai: I know. He’s been sitting there like the final days of Dick Nixon for almost an hour.

(At Louie’s funeral) Luke: That ain’t me, is it? Lorelai: What are you talking about? Luke: What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a…

Lorelai: Face it, Luke. People like you. Luke: Shut up. Lorelai: And with charm like that, how could they resist.