Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Dean on answering machine) Beep* Hey, it’s me. It’s 4:00. Call me when you get home. Beep* Hey, uh, it’s 4:30. I’m home. Call me. Beep*…

Dean: She likes Jess, doesn’t she?

Emily: Next thing I know you’ll be saying I need a psychiatrist! Lorelai: Too many comebacks. I cannot pick.

Michel: You do know what happens when you assume, don’t you? Lorelai: What? Michel: I don’t know! Something about a donkey. It’s a stupid…

Richard: What makes you think you can get a young person to spend good money on something that they can get “for free”, or at least at a…

Lane: I’m not going to be a salesperson. I want to do something cool! Rory: Then sell refrigerators. Lane: So not funny.

Rory: Would you really feel guilty? Lorelai: No, but I’d feel guilty about not feeling guilty, and you see how that could go on forever.

(After Lorelai and Rory walk into the town meeting late.) Taylor: You really have to work on your punctuality, Lorelai. I banged the…

Kirk: (about Luke’s uncle) He kicked my dog when I was a kid. Sy: He hit on my wife repeatedly. Kirk: Toto was always different after…

(Lorelai and Rory show up late at a town meeting) Taylor: Late again, are we? Lorelai: Yes, I hope I’m not pregnant. Taylor: What?