Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: They have cucumber slices in the water. Lorelai: Oh, wow. Now if they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is…

Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people. Lorelai: Yes, I’m going to be Ted Nugent.

Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couple’s massage. Emily: So? Lorelai: A couple’s massage is for a couple not a couple of people….

Rory: I just wanted to thank you. Luke: For what? Rory: The care package. It was really sweet. Luke: What care package? Jess: Uh, Luke,…

(Rory is trying to get Jess to leave) Jess: Are you sure we couldn’t sit down, have a little heart-to-heart? He’d tell me his issues, I’d…

(Dean and Lorelai watching through the window of Luke’s Diner to Rory and Jess who are flirting) Dean: Rory wouldn’t lie, right? Lorelai:…

Emily: Why can’t we have what you and Rory have? Lorelai: Rory and I are different, Mom. Emily: You’re mother and daughter, we’re mother…

Emily: (about Lorelai’s shade of lipstick) That’s a pretty color. What’s it called? Lorelai: “Vicious Trollop.” Emily: Now why do you say…

Luke: (to Rory) Did you find a nail in your food? (to construction worker) Tom, you’re dead! Rory: There’s nothing wrong with my food….

Lorelai: People just don’t seem to realize that it takes years of practice to eat the way we do.