Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: (to Lorelai) You’re muttering under your breath. Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me.

Emily: They have cucumber slices in the water. Lorelai: Oh, wow. Now if they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is…

Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people. Lorelai: Yes, I’m going to be Ted Nugent.

Luke: Did I mention that Caesar can cook you breakfast? Lorelai: But he doesn’t make the good fluffy pancakes like you do. Luke: Then…

Luke: Just tear up the application, Taylor. I’m not moving. Taylor: What? Why? Luke: ‘Cause I’m the two-inch grass kind of guy.

(Jess and Luke are searching for an apartment) Jess: Forget it! Luke: Why? What was wrong with it? Jess: It was pink! Luke: We can paint…

Lorelai: (referring to Luke) Oh, thirteen different shades of red!

Lorelai: What, did you get all dressed in black and pull a Mission Impossible? Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa…

Lorelai: (about the mess in Luke’s apartment) This is what I always pictured the inside of my head to look like.

Lorelai: That bracelet is the most precious thing she owns. She never takes it off, and your stealing it was unbelievably cruel. Jess:…