Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: That bracelet is the most precious thing she owns. She never takes it off, and your stealing it was unbelievably cruel. Jess:…

Luke: I’m having nightmares where I’m being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it…

Rory: So, what guys do you have for the rain gutters? Lorelai: Oh… a few other guys. Rory: Like… Lorelai: Like… Mo. Rory: Ah, Mo….

Jess: I gotta go. Luke: We got three more places to look at. Jess: I’m supposed to be at Lorelai’s in twenty minutes. Luke: Right. Jess:…

Luke: Can you at least help me look for the papers? Lorelai: Okay. This it? (Picks up supply ledger) Luke: Give it here. Lorelai: Will…

Lorelai: Luke, Rachel isn’t the only woman in the world for you. You’ll meet someone, someday. Probably at a Timberland store, and you’ll…

(Luke comes into his apartment and finds Jess’ music blaring and Luke wakes him up) Jess: What? Luke: Tomorrow, you and me are finding a…

Lorelai: A red hot mama!. Big pretty dish ‘a lovin’ with a spoon made especially for you. Luke: Boy, do I not feel good now.

(Alarm clock goes off with the sound of ducks as the alarm sound) Lorelai: Hey, ducks! Rory: (at door, talking to Jess) We just got a new…

(after Luke has purchased the adjacent space to his diner and apartment) Luke: (smashes hole in adjoining wall with sledgehammer) That’s…