Gilmore Girls Quotes

Richard: I paid Yale a great deal of money. Getting Rory in would be a breeze. Lorelai: We don’t like breezes, they mess up our hair.

Paris: We’re going to reveal the seedy underbelly of small towns — starting with yours. Rory: Stars Hollow does not have a ‘seedy…

(Lorelai rushes through the front door followed by Richard) Lorelai: Rory, we’re home! Richard: Next time, stop the car completely before…

Richard: I always wake up at 5:30 in the morning. Lorelai: Wow. Why? Richard: Well, I’ve been doing it for as long as I remember….

Lorelai: Hey, I need a grapefruit. Luke: What? Lorelai: Yeah. Before my pancakes this morning I need half a grapefruit, uh, preferably…

Emily: Do you think you’ll be single your entire life? Lorelai: Excuse me? Emily: I mean in terms of you finding someone, what do you…

Louise: It’s just a contest, Paris. It’s not like you can win a car or a lifetime supply of rice-a-roni. Madeline: God, I love that stuff.

Rory: Hey Kirk, there are a couple of little kids over there and they’re, uh, looking at this tape cover that’s kind of mature. You might…

Jess: Nice picture. Rory: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks. Jess: You’re very popular right now. I bet if you burn a few books, they’ll…

Richard: Who’s going to help Rory get into Harvard? Lorelai: Reese Witherspoon.