Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Hey, I need a grapefruit. Luke: What? Lorelai: Yeah. Before my pancakes this morning I need half a grapefruit, uh, preferably…

Emily: Do you think you’ll be single your entire life? Lorelai: Excuse me? Emily: I mean in terms of you finding someone, what do you…

Louise: It’s just a contest, Paris. It’s not like you can win a car or a lifetime supply of rice-a-roni. Madeline: God, I love that stuff.

Rory: Hey Kirk, there are a couple of little kids over there and they’re, uh, looking at this tape cover that’s kind of mature. You might…

Jess: Nice picture. Rory: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks. Jess: You’re very popular right now. I bet if you burn a few books, they’ll…

Richard: Who’s going to help Rory get into Harvard? Lorelai: Reese Witherspoon.

Richard: I am an annoyance to my wife and a burden to my daughter. I suddenly know what it’s like to be obsolete.

Rory: You’re being stubborn. Lorelai: Oh no! Have I shocked you?

Emily: If you didn’t work so hard you wouldn’t have a tension headache. Lorelai: It’s not a work tension headache, mom. Emily: So, then…

Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there. Emily: No, it’s a hologram. Lifelike, isn’t it?