Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good. Lorelai: Pot roast.

(Lorelai is on the phone with Max, freaking out about what Luke told her) Lorelai: If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer…

Rory: Grandma, I can’t believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni. Emily: It wasn’t easy. Antonia thought I’d gone insane. Lorelai:…

Richard: You know, when I was ten years old I knew exactly where I wanted to work. Lorelai: Well, that’s because you were always picked…

Bootsy: (reading a gossipy magazine) So, apparently they shoot a gland from a pig’s head into Ivana Trump’s rear end twice a month to…

Emily: Our daughter is getting married. She is getting married, and she didn’t tell us. When Rory decides to get married I want her to…

Rory: When is dinner ready? Lorelai: Do I look like a timer? Rory: I thought you might have set one. Lorelai: Silly rabbit. Rory: Timers…

(Most of the town is pressed up against the windows of Luke’s diner) Luke: Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a…

Rory: Where’s Dean? Lorelai: Getting water. Rory: You’re shameless. Lorelai: He offered. Rory: Please… Lorelai: The first thing he said…

Lorelai: I’ve got to check in at the Inn. Michel’s there by himself. People could die.