Gilmore Girls Quotes

Sookie: What are you doing? Michel: I am weighing my turkey. Sookie: Why? Michel: A group of scientists did a study on rats where they…

Emily: So, what would everyone like to drink? Lorelai: Uh, well, I’ll have a white wine and Dean’ll have a beer. Dean: What?! (taken by…

Luke: (to Lorelai) Fresh coffee’ll be ready in a minute, unless you wanna just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.

Emily: …Rory finished in the top 3 percent! Lorelai: I know. Emily: You do? Well, who do you know at Chilton? Lorelai: Um…Rory….

Lorelai: You want tater tots also? Rory: That’s a rhetorical question, right?

Emily: You’re here! Richard, they’re here! Richard: Wonderful! Emily: Come in, come in, come in! Lorelai: Ah, no. Emily: Why? Lorelai:…

(after Rory keeps talking about wedding stuff even though Lorelai wants her to change the subject) Lorelai: You know how on All in the…

Lorelai: I got stuff on my mind. Rory: Max stuff? Lorelai: No, stuff, stuff. Rory: You’re lying! Lorelai: I’m being mysterious, that’s…

Rory: You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good. Lorelai: Pot roast.

(Lorelai is on the phone with Max, freaking out about what Luke told her) Lorelai: If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer…