Gilmore Girls Quotes

Luke: I forgot my toolbox, so I just thought I’d come pick it up. Lorelai: Oh, yeah. It’s right over here. Rory and I couldn’t lift it or…

Tristan: I’m all-knowing. Rory: How Godlike of you.

Dean: So… that’s your mom? Lane: That’s my mom. Dean: Has she seen Patton? Lane: She’s just very uptight about boys. Dean: I sensed…

Lorelai: (on the phone with Mrs. Kim) The one time I need you to be crazy prison guard lady you’re all ‘hey man, whatever’.

(Luke is trying on clothes Lorelai bought him) Luke: I hate you, very much! Lorelai: Aww, save the sweet talk for Rachel.

Lorelai: So, last time I saw you, you were headed home. You want to fill in the blanks? Rory: I don’t know. I just snapped and I got sick…

Lorelai: (about Dean) I warned him. I warned him when I first met him, if he hurt her…Ah. Maybe I could key his car. Luke: Better yet….

Lorelai: (about the pants she’s bought for Luke) I don’t know what this fabric is, but I think I want to have its baby.

Lorelai: (Talking about what she has just found in Luke’s shopping bag) Pot holders. Little kitty pot holders. (Pulls the tail) They…

Dean: (Dean enters Kim’s Antiques) Hello? Lane are you here? Mrs. Kim: (Mrs. Kim pops out from behind a piece of furniture) Who are you?…