Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: (to Lorelai) Don’t take this the wrong way, but get out.

Lorelai: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! Rory: (annoyed) What? Lorelai: Am I more beautiful today than I was…

Rory: Where’s my tie? Lorelai: In your drawer? Rory: I’m looking in the drawer. Lorelai: Mm, check the living room. Rory: Why would my…

Emily: (To Rory) Everything will be fine… Richard, say something encouraging. Richard: Uh… Rory, I’m sorry you’re upset, but I…

Lorelai: (sarcastically) Why so charming this morning? Rory: I had an annoying visit from the Stars Hollow wake up fairy.

Rory: Why didn’t you tell me you’d been talking? Lorelai: Because it was too much like the whole Todd and Nevina Cutler thing. Rory: The…

Rory: So, Grandpa, what’s new in the world today? Richard: Well, as usual, it’s going to hell in a handbasket. Rory: It’s nice to always…

Dean: So… that’s your mom? Lane: That’s my mom. Dean: Has she seen Patton? Lane: She’s just very uptight about boys. Dean: I sensed…

Lorelai: (on the phone with Mrs. Kim) The one time I need you to be crazy prison guard lady you’re all ‘hey man, whatever’.

(Luke is trying on clothes Lorelai bought him) Luke: I hate you, very much! Lorelai: Aww, save the sweet talk for Rachel.