Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: (about Dean) I warned him. I warned him when I first met him, if he hurt her…Ah. Maybe I could key his car. Luke: Better yet….

Lorelai: (about the pants she’s bought for Luke) I don’t know what this fabric is, but I think I want to have its baby.

Lorelai: (Talking about what she has just found in Luke’s shopping bag) Pot holders. Little kitty pot holders. (Pulls the tail) They…

Lorelai: Okay, you’ve been in this mood for a week now, and while I love the unexpected ups and downs of motherhood, I’ve gotta say I…

Rachel: Hi there. Lorelai: Oh, hi. This isn’t what it looks like. Rachel: It looks like you’re dressing him (Luke) Lorelai: Oh… then it…

Rachel: I might consider doing the whole mom thing if I could be guaranteed that I could get one just like her. Lorelai: Oh you can, you…

Rachel: So, I’m developing my pictures from the Firelight Festival. Some amazing stuff, and I’m thinking maybe there’s a book here, faces…

Lorelai: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive? Rory: Grandma gets here at noon.

Emily: I blame Peg Mosley. Lorelai: Peg Mosley. Evil, evil woman. Rory: What did Peg Mosley do? Lorelai: She lured these two German…

(in the storage room at Luke’s) Lorelai: So, this is the fascinating storage area where fascinating acts of storage take place. Luke:…