Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: There’s food money on the table and I defrosted some yummy chocolate cake specially for you this morning, and I’ll be home…

Rory: Listen there’s something I have to tell you. Lorelai: What? Rory: I loaned Paris your black mini and there’s a good chance you may…

Paris: God, this is so weird. I can’t stop smiling. Rory: Good, then it’s a good time to talk about our over taxed peasants. Paris: Oh,…

Paris: I don’t know what to wear. Rory: Ever?

(Madeline and Louise are in a nearly empty classroom on Saturday morning) Louise: I’m going back to sleep. Tell Paris I hate her.

Paris: I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night. Tristan: Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I…

Louise: Those who simply wait for information to find them spend a lot of time sitting by the phone. Those who go out and find it…

Madeline: (to Paris) Looks like we’re going to have to do the Pink Ladies makeover on you. Louise: We’ll turn you from a sweet Sandy to a…

Lorelai: Mother, Grandma is a very old woman, I highly doubt that she’s going to remember everything she ever bought you. Emily: She will…

Rory: (about Paris) She’s going out on a date with Tristan. Lorelai: How’d that happen? Rory: I did a little matchmaking. Lorelai: (in a…