Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: There’s food money on the table and I defrosted some yummy chocolate cake specially for you this morning, and I’ll be home…

Rory: Listen there’s something I have to tell you. Lorelai: What? Rory: I loaned Paris your black mini and there’s a good chance you may…

Paris: God, this is so weird. I can’t stop smiling. Rory: Good, then it’s a good time to talk about our over taxed peasants. Paris: Oh,…

Paris: I don’t know what to wear. Rory: Ever?

(Madeline and Louise are in a nearly empty classroom on Saturday morning) Louise: I’m going back to sleep. Tell Paris I hate her.

Paris: I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night. Tristan: Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I…

Louise: Those who simply wait for information to find them spend a lot of time sitting by the phone. Those who go out and find it…

Lorelai: Did you rearrange the furniture? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: Good, cause for a minute there I thought we were having a problem with…

(Luke spots Dean outside the diner and walks to him) Luke: Stop right there. Dean: What? Luke: Where are you going? Dean: To get coffee….

Lorelai: Rory, my heart, today is Saturday, the day of rest! Rory: Sunday’s the day of rest. Lorelai: No, Saturday’s the day of pre-rest….