Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: All right, I get it. I’m horrible. So why don’t you disown me and adopt Christopher? You love him. Richard: Oh, don’t be a…

Lorelai: Did you just curtsy? Rory: Shut up! Lorelai: Sorry, milady.

Rory: (about Christopher’s parents) These are my other grandparents. I don’t even know them. What do I call them? Christopher: Call them…

Christopher: (about Rory’s boyfriend) She has a Dean? Lorelai: She has a Dean. Christopher: How did this happen? Lorelai: Well, long ago,…

Rory: I’m gonna go study before the food gets here. Christopher: What? Tomorrow’s Saturday! Rory: I know, but I like to get all my…

Rory: (making a bed for her father on the couch) I just want him to be comfortable. Lorelai: He’s gonna come and go as he pleases, babe….

Rory: So where did you guys go? Lorelai: Nowhere. Rory: Where’s nowhere? Christopher: Where we were.

Richard: This little girl is quite smart, Strobe. She could even give you a run for your money. Strobe: Oh? (Stares at Rory, who stares…

Lorelai: I hate President Bush. Strobe: What?! Emily: Lorelai! Christopher: Oh boy Lorelai: He’s stupid!

Jackson: Yes, it is her real dad. He seems very nice, kinda a folkey, poppy, urban, gruffly look to him. And obviously there’s some money…