Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: You remember Straub and Francine don’t you? Lorelai: Oh, yes, the Schnickelfritzes. Emily: The who? Lorelai: (rolls eyes) The…

Luke: So, Rory was at the game today. Lorelai: Oh, yeah. Luke: Yeah, she was with some guy. Lorelai: Dean. Luke: No, I know that punk….

Lorelai: My father almost hit someone. My father has probably only hit another man in college, wearing boxing gloves and one of those…

Richard: Lorelai, what are you going to take away from this? That everything that happened in the past is suddenly fine because I…

Christopher: And you brought up Bush because… Lorelai: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Lorelai: All right, I get it. I’m horrible. So why don’t you disown me and adopt Christopher? You love him. Richard: Oh, don’t be a…

Lorelai: Did you just curtsy? Rory: Shut up! Lorelai: Sorry, milady.

Rory: (about Christopher’s parents) These are my other grandparents. I don’t even know them. What do I call them? Christopher: Call them…

Christopher: (about Rory’s boyfriend) She has a Dean? Lorelai: She has a Dean. Christopher: How did this happen? Lorelai: Well, long ago,…

Rory: I’m gonna go study before the food gets here. Christopher: What? Tomorrow’s Saturday! Rory: I know, but I like to get all my…