Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: It’s Mr. Medina. Lorelai: I know. Rory: My English teacher is on my couch. Lorelai: It was the snow. You know how I get, it’s like…

Taylor: Well, excuse me, Andrew, but some of us have businesses to run that don’t involve peddling drug paraphernalia to kids. Andrew: It…

Michel: You do know that not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing. Lorelai: I know, and how sad for them….

Lorelai: (to Michel) I am telling you five minutes in a snowball fight we could knock that stick right out of your butt.

Emily: (talking to Lorelai over the phone) Have you seen the news? Lorelai: Ever? Emily: A bad storm is heading your way. It’s already…

Rory: You know what? It’s really good if you add some extra parmesan. This is mom’s special trick. Frozen pizza is a staple at our house….

Lorelai: Michel, it’s the first snowfall of the season. It’s very lucky! Make a wish! Michel: Get away from me. Lorelai: Oh, you’re not…

(Lorelai’s message machine) Max: Lorelai, it’s Max. Medina, Max Medina. And once again we miss each other. It’s now 2:00 in the afternoon…

Lorelai: (about Max) Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, while he’s being sexy, he’s also being grammatically correct.

(about Max’s message) Rory: So how many times are you gonna listen to that? Lorelai: Till it stops being sexy. Rory: Stop. That’s my…