Gilmore Girls Quotes

Emily: (on the phone) No, I won’t be coming home tonight. (Lorelai groans) Emily: (speaking to Lorelai) Was that a pain? Lorelai: Yes, a…

Emily: What are you doing? Lorelai: I’m taking out the avocado. Emily: Since when don’t you like avocado? Lorelai: Since I said “Gross,…

Emily: Okay Rory, come out here please. (Rory comes into the room using a napkin as a bib and eating a taco) Rory: Hey Grandma Emily:…

Lorelai: Mom? Emily: Yeah? Lorelai: I made the dress. Emily: You did a nice job. Lorelai: Thanks. Emily: With Rory and the dress….

Rory: You know what, I don’t want my change, money makes people shallow. (Rory walks away) Paris: I’ve got your change. Hey! Hey! If you…

Lorelai: Do you have any idea what it’s like to wake up with my mother here and find out that you never came home? Rory: So this is all…

Rory: Are you my boyfriend? Dean: In the broadest sense of the word way? Rory: No, in the real, ‘Hi, this is Dean, my boyfriend’ kind of…

Dean: You said ‘boyfriend’. Rory: No! I just meant boyfriend in the sense that the whole defending me thing was very boyfriendy, but only…

Luke: It’s me Harry, Luke. You’ve known me since I was 5 years old. Mayor: Oh, Luke, yes. Sit down.

Luke: Tradition is a trap. It allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times…