Gilmore Girls Quotes

(Lorelai runs into Luke in Doose’s) Lorelai: Aah! What are you doing here? Luke: What are you doing here? Lorelai: I asked first! Luke: I…

Rory:No, it was stupid! And I don’t know what I’m doing here, you’re sitting here in the kitchen what kind of chaperone are you? Lorelai:…

Rory: Maybe something’s wrong. Maybe something happened to him. Lorelai: Maybe he’s just late Miss German train.

Lorelai: I’m going to be so cool in there, you will mistake me for Shaft.

(Lorelai is sitting at a table watching Rory and Lane out the window.) Luke: Coffee? (no answer) Aw, come on. Are you mad at me too? I…

Lorelai: Hi, I’m back. Rory went to wash her face. Dean: Oh okay. (silence between them for a little bit and Lorelai pauses the movie)…

Lorelai: So? Rory: Got it! Lorelai: Score! You know on the one hand I’m glad it was in, but on the other what kind of world do we live in…

Emily: You know, you could get a maid in here once a week to at least tidy the place up. Lorelai: I like it cluttered. Emily: You can’t…

Emily: This Patricia — Lorelai: Miss Patty. Emily: She teaches dance? Lorelai: Among other things.

Lorelai: You invited all these Chilton kids without even asking her. Emily: They’re her schoolmates. I assumed they were her friends….