Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Oh, hey, Rory’s birthday party is this Saturday night so start thinking up reasons why you can’t come. Michel: I’m going to be…

Sookie: Hangover? Lorelai: Emily. Sookie: Oh. Got it, moving on.

Rory: I’ll be back in plenty of time to help you decorate. Lorelai: No, this is your party. You do not work. You lounge and mock those…

Lorelai: Emily Gilmore, you can set your watch by her. Although you know what she did do last night? Sookie: Wore jeans? Lorelai: Served…

Emily: And this man with the ice. Lorelai: Luke. Emily: How long have you been seeing him? Lorelai: Luke? I’m not seeing Luke. He’s just…

Lorelai: And, it’s so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago I was lying in exactly this same position… Rory: Oh,…

Emily: Could you be serious? We’re shopping for Rory. Lorelai: No Mom, I’m shopping for Rory, you are shopping for your imaginary…

Tristan: Oh, coming to greet me? Rory: Hello, Tristan. Tristan: Where’s my birthday kiss? Rory: It’s my birthday. Tristan: So I’ll give…

Richard: Rory! Who’s your friend? Rory: I don’t know, but this is Tristan.

Luke: She’s not here yet. Lorelai: Alright. Well, you’ll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay, Burgerboy! Dance! Luke: Will you…