Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: (to Max) I’m going to be in town tomorrow because I take a class at Hartford State and there’s a coffee shop across the street…

Miss Patty: OH Babette! I came as soon as I heard (squeezes her into a hug). What do you need? Babette: (choking) A little air honey!

Lorelai: Plus, it would be great to get, you know. Sookie: What? Lorelai: You know. Sookie: No, I don’t. Lorelai: You know. (indicating…

Lorelai: Life is a funny funny thing, huh? Sookie: Yeah I love that Jim Carrey. Lorelai: What? Sookie: Jim Carrey. He’s just — he’s just…

Dean: Hey, uh, do you have a second? Rory: No, I have gum. Dean: No, thanks. Uh, look… Rory: I have to get back. Dean: Oh. Ok, uh sure….

Lorelai: Just take the card. Max: I might frame the card. Lorelai: Just use the card. Max: I definitely will.

Mr. Medina: I think we should date. Lorelai: Why? Mr. Medina: Because I think we both want to. Lorelai: Well I want to be in the Bangles…

Michel: Hello? Hello? Where is Lorelai? I am dropping something off. Yoohoo, Hee Haw man, where’s Lorelai Gilmore?

Max: But Rory is not a baby anymore. Lorelai: Oh, don’t say that. She’s eight! She’s eight, and her favorite hobby is making necklaces…

(Emily on the phone with Lorelai after finding out that Lorelai attended a cat’s wake instead of her unknown cousin’s funeral) Lorelai:…