Gilmore Girls Quotes

Michel: Fine, I shall be French, but I shall not be happy. Lorelai: Then you will be yourself. Good choice! (pats him on the back)

(talking about Dean) Lorelai: Do you know him? Rory: (answering quickly) No. Lorelai: No? Rory: Well, he goes to my old school, so i see…

Lane: They said that they rolled her body into a lamp. (Rory nods) Lane: Did you laugh? (Rory shakes her head) Lane: Did you want to?…

(After Lorelai is snippy to her) Rory: Ooooh, she’s cranky this morning. Lorelai: Let’s just say the world’s got a formidable opponent.

(Rory opens Babette’s front door, Dean comes in) Dean: Oh hi! I wasn’t expecting you. Rory: Or me you. I mean, you me. I mean, come on in…

Babette: (referring to Cinnamon) She looked like she was sleeping. I thought she was asleep, so I nudged her and she didn’t wake. I gave…

Dean: Well, I’ve been kind of bugging you lately. Uh, I thought — I don’t know — I thought that maybe you liked me. But it’s obvious…

Lorelai: (about some homemade lemonade) Mmm… tasty and flame retardant.

Luke: Sookie! Sookie: Hey, I was looking for your paprika. Luke: Hey, what have I said about the counter? Sookie: I know. Luke: How the…

Lorelai: (to Max) I’m going to be in town tomorrow because I take a class at Hartford State and there’s a coffee shop across the street…