Gilmore Girls Quotes

Max: How about coffee? You like coffee? Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.

Lorelai: I kept information from you. Rory: Information that I should have had. Lorelai: Information that would’ve come out eventually…

Lorelai: Where does your mom think you are? Lane: Oh, uh, on a park bench, contemplating the reunification of the two Koreas. Lorelai:…

Babette: I never thought a man would ever even want me. Lorelai: I know the feeling. Babette: Oh, please, with that ass? Gimme a break.

Rory: And when were you planning on telling me about this? On your wedding? Lorelai: No, by the rehearsal dinner at least.

Rory: Wait. Shouldn’t you be baking? Lorelai: I don’t know. Shouldn’t you be knitting?

Lorelai: That man on the porch was your teacher. Rory: Mom, I’m a little behind in school, but not so behind that I don’t know who the…

Emily: Oh, wait, Rudolph Gottfried. Lorelai: Another cousin? Emily: No, a Nazi we knew. I’d forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich….

Lorelai: How does Morey get around in here? Babette: Oh, just fine. He had a couple concussions his first year here. But he never…

Emily: So you’re not going? Lorelai: Not this time. Emily: I don’t think Claudia’s planning to die a second time.