Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: But see, she was up all night studying, and she broke her neck to get here. We don’t live locally, as you know– Headmaster…

Rory: If you let me study now, I’ll play with you this weekend. Lorelai: Promise? Rory: Yes, we can do anything you want. Lorelai: Will…

(after almost walking into a globe) Lorelai: What in the world?

Headmaster Charleston: Ms. Gilmore, everything you said in your rant was true–without the colorful embellishments, of course. We do set…

Michel: (to Lorelai) Can I kill her? Loreali: Not before high tea. Michel: (to Drella) Fine. Then I will curse you constantly and in…

Michel: There’s a man with a funny accent on the phone asking for you. Lorelai: Really? Did you guys exchange the secret handshake?

Mr. Medina: Lorelai, please believe me. If there was anything I could do, I would. Lorelai: Yes, you could let her take the test. Mr….

Michel: (after Drella runs into him with her harp) Oh, you imbecile! Drella: Back off, Chevalier. Michel: You’re stupid, blind, and…

Lorelai: Here is your ‘serious’ paper. Rory: Thank you. Lorelai: Ooh, and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your…

Paris: (to Madeline about Rory) Loser. Rory: (to Paris) And just what is wrong with you? You already have everything! You have the…