Glee Quotes

Lauren: If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.

Santana: I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.

Sue: If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

Sue: I hate hospitals, William. That’s why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where’s the hate? Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Brittany: Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Puck: Can I touch your knockers now? Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you’re on your way.

Puck: Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?

Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic. Artie: Truth.

Mercedes: There’s only one “i” in diva, Rachel. And that “i” is me.