Glee Quotes

Finn: It’s not emotional or good or… Rachel: It sucks. Finn: Yeah.

Sue: Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

Sue: I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

Emma: I love hearing about the glee club, but I’m actually more interested in you.

Santana [to Sam]: I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.

Santana: [to Sam] Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute.

Puck: Are you ready for this? Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!

Rachel: As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don’t think that song is good enough for regionals.

Santana [to Sam]: I’m giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage.

Sam: That’s my James Earl Jones impression. Santana: That is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.