Glee Quotes

Sam: My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.

Quinn: I didn’t kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.

Sue: Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Sue’s journal: I’m committing Sue-icide.

Santana: We all know that my job here is to look hot.

Lauren: These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.

Santana: Holy Sweet Hell! They’re fooling around! I KNOW what cheating looks like, I do it all the time.

Santana: Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.

Rachel [to Santana]: The only job you are going to have is working on a pole!

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program. Will: Wait, what? Santana: You’re addicted to vests.