Glee Quotes

Santana: I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I’ve got one word for you. Brittany: Is it Love? I’m totally going to graduate now!

Finn: There’s nothing going on between me and Rachel. Quinn: All I know is that when I don’t catch you staring at me… you’re staring at…

Rachel: She’s prettier than me. Finn: Would you stop? … You’re beautiful.

Santana: Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.

Blaine: If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.

Sam: I’m pretty, but I ain’t dumb.

Lauren: I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.

Puck [on Lauren]: Maybe it’s because she’s constantly insulting me like my mom.

Rachel: Now I’m free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.