Glee Quotes

Brittany: That’s my man and his legs don’t work!

Santana: I’ll just marry an NFL player. They’re super reliable.

Kurt: I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Santana: I’ve kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan… and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan’s dog and,…

Puck: You’re so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.

Sue: No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.

Brittany: I’m gonna die. Santana: I’ll be worth it.

Sue: You don’t go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and… late.

Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts. Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.