Glee Quotes

Sue: I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I’ll take it.

Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It’s weird. Puck: Maybe it won’t so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.

Finn: Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Sue: Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.

Kurt: One day you will all work for me

Will: You should know that there’s some boy out there who’s gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even…

Will: I thought you hated the holidays. Sue: No, I just hate you.

Sue: I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.

Will: How did you get in here? Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

Sue: For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.