Glee Quotes

Beiste: She put being husky to good use. Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Finn: Can’t you see how screwed up I am about this? I’ve had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.

Will: You know what you are, Sue? You’re a Grinch.

Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.

Sue: You’re a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.

Sue: I’m everybody’s Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

Sue [to Beiste]: You’re not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.

Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I’m in love with him and he’s actually guy. So we’ll call that progress.

Rachel: Whether it’s a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel: I’m very specific when I give a gift. You don’t know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren’t right.