Glee Quotes

Holly: You’re like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that? Puck: I have.

Brittany [on tater tots]: They look like deep fried deep poop.

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]: When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy…

Sue and Holly: Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue: Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting… I need a cause.

Puck: Mr. Schuester’s set list makes it seem like he hasn’t listened to the radio since the 80s.

Rachel: At least I didn’t fall and break my talent.

Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

Holly [in Spanish]: Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.

Holly [in Spanish] Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?