Glee Quotes

Carol: We wanted the two of you to be the first to know. Burt: Yeah, after the kids in that home room.

Sue [to Will]: I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of ‘Men seeking Men with butt chins.’

Sue: You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Will: When I’m sick there’s only one thing that makes me feel good. Artie: Gin and juice…

Holly: Practice your bipolar rants. See, history can be fun!

Brittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got…

Holly: I’m Holly Holliday. Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

Sue: Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Sue: Why don’t you go home, rest, die? It doesn’t matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

Sue: There’s no reason for you to be here… really, there’s no reason for you to be here.