Glee Quotes

Kurt: What are you going as for Halloween? Brittany: I’m going as a peanut allergy.

Emma: It always freaks me out to eat candy that someone else has touched.

Will: How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into my horror?

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about. Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

Kurt: He’s on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.

Kurt: When you’re different … when you’re special … sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I’ve been practicing nudging the…

Rachel [to Kurt]: I know you’re lonely, but you’re not alone.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think. Kurt: That’s a terrible thing to say.

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them. Brittany: The Clintons?