Glee Quotes

Finn: I’m with Rachel now. She’s a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

Santana: How can you do a duet by yourself? That’s like vocal masturbation.

Sam [on Kurt]: He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.

Artie: You’ve never made eye contact with me. Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Rachel: I’m only really generous if there’s something in it for me. Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.

Kurt: You have issues with me being gay. Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don’t understand that ‘no means no.’

Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. Santana: It’s a nice break from all that scissoring.

Santana: I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can’t digest my food.

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men’s fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

Will: What’s a duet? Brittany: A blanket.