Glee Quotes

Jesse: You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.

Jesse: That’s Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical.” It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

Sue: As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I’m suing you.

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let’s get physical. Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

April: I haven’t had a drink in 45 minutes.

Burt Hummel: I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis.

Burt Hummel: I can’t be your dad, but I’ll be her hero for as long as she’ll take me.

Sue: On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.

Kurt: I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Kurt: Can you go now? I’m a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.