Glee Quotes

Sue: I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Artie: You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Rachel: In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Sue: What’s that smell? It’s coffee. It’s usually masked by the smell of fear.

Puck: I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don’t know. I own that. But I’m not a liar.

Artie: Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

Jesse: This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school. Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!