Glee Quotes

Santana: She’s like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.

Brittany: The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

Brittany: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Sue: I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

Sue: You think this hard. I’m passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Sue: Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

Emma: Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Rachel: I really don’t feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren’t you a guidance counselor?

Artie: If you’re planning on getting all up on this, you’re gonna have to make some changes.

Quinn: Would you please stop talking? You’re grossing out my baby.