Glee Quotes

Jesse: It’s not big deal. Rachel: For a girl it is.

Sue: As Madonna once said, I’m tough, I’m ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that’s what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from…

Sue: A la Madonna, I’ll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Sue: Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

Sue: What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

Sue: I’m instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.

Sue: [Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I’m gay: We make culture.

Finn: I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.