Glee Quotes

Sue: I won’t be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

Sue: I’m gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

Puck: Please stop super-sizing because I don’t dig on fat chicks.

Finn: I did set the season record for being sacked… but we only won one game.

Emma: I didn’t know you could cook. Will: There are so many things you don’t know about me. I can’t wait to introduce them to you.

Principal Figgins: Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

Rachel: You’re amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I’m gonna hug you now.

Brittany: She’s the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.

Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding. Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn’t have to happen in…