Glee Quotes

Sue: Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You’re about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

Candace: [to the panel] Okay. I’m just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don’t know how those deaf kids got in….

Will: Sometimes being special sucks.

Sue: You’ll be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club…

Emma: We’ve got a problem. They’re doing all our numbers – the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the…

Rachel: [to Quinn] I’m so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.

Rachel: [to Quinn] Hey, I know it’s not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I…

Rachel: I’ve never told you this before, but I’m a little psychic. I can’t read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

Santana: Having sex is not dating. Brittany: If it were Santana and I would be dating.

Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.