Glee Quotes

Sue: You three are boring me now. I’m gonna go do something else.

Sue: While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn’t using them.

Emma: The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn’t bring my own fruit.

Sue: Never let anything distract you from winning.

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am? Sue: That’s a very good question because I’ve forgotten both your names.

Quinn [to Finn]: Can we be in love again?

Puck: I’m gonna be a good dad. But I’m not gonna stop being me to do it.

Rachel: I thought we were friends. Kurt: What made you think that?

Finn [to Rachel]: I’m gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

Quinn: What are you doing Friday night? Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy…