Glee Quotes

Finn: The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they’d make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can’t rock…

Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I’ll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Rachel: I insist on only being shot from the left side.

Finn: I am a leader. It’s who I am. It’s who I wanna be.

Mercedes: I can’t be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!

Emma: Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Emma: Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

Puck: I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!

Quinn: I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore, but I’m still her on the inside.

Rachel: School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.