Glee Quotes

Rachel: I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.

Will: You’re making her clean our bathroom? Terri: I’ve been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn’t I get…

Kurt: He’s cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

Kurt: I’ll admit it, I’m madly in love with Finn.

Kurt: How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It’s because SHE’S A GIRL.

Finn: I’m sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I’m not. Kurt: You’re lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and…

Emma: If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you’d be number-one with a bullet.

Rachel: Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you’re helping me become.

Rachel: When I’m singing with him, it’s like I’m seeing him for the first time. And what I’m seeing is super, super cute.

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means? Brittany: It’s a male duck.