Glee Quotes

Rachel: I’ve never noticed this before because he’s always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.

Finn: I never noticed how nice Rachel’s butt is.

Puck: I love the days when I don’t wear underwear. Full commando!

Quinn: Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby…

Finn: Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We’ve got homework, and football, teen pregnancy… lunch.

Sue: If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren’t going to be admiring her impeccable form,…

Kurt: I love you more than I love being a star.

Puck: $1,200. That’s enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.

Puck: I’m all about being a team player. But my family comes first.

Sue: You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.