Glee Quotes

Sue: I can’t wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

Rachel: I’m sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable. Finn: That’s okay. I didn’t even know what those words meant.

Rachel: We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It’s not cheating if everyone does it.

Emma [to Terri]: Will is a good man. He’s kind and he’s generous and he deserves a lot better than you.

Ken: It’s cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.

Ken: I know our relationship isn’t perfect… you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast.

Rachel: I’m gonna start calling you F-Rod!

Rachel [to Quinn]: You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Finn: She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way… and her body is smokin, if you’re not into boobs.

Terri: What time do you go to bed? Finn: I don’t know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.