Glee Quotes

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Sue: I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don’t know. I don’t care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they…

Sue: I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.

Sue: You’re right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call “religious.”

Sue: I like minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing. Will: That’s called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let’s hug it out. Will: I’d rather not. Sue: I don’t see that happening.

Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black? Rachel: It’s glee club. Not crunk club.

Sue: God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

Sue: I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.